Quote of the Day

Amy: Didn’t your mom ever tell you where robot babies come from?

Bender: No, she was a religious fundamentalist, plus she didn’t have a mouth. It’s an unusual combination.

 “The Bots and The Bees”, S07E01

Quote of the Day

This calls for a party, baby! I’m ordering a hundred kegs, a hundred hookers, and a hundred Elvis impersonators who aren’t above a little hooking, should the occasion arise!

Bender – “The Mutants Are Revolting”, S06E12

Quote of the Day

Fry: Look, the players who broke the various color barriers.

Bender: When will man learn that all races are equally inferior to robots?

Fry and Bender – “A Leela of her Own, S05316

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Wait, If you say the A-word, this planet will blow straight up to the H-word.

Fry – “War is the H-word”, S02E17

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And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet

Farnsworth – “I Second That Emotion”, S02E01

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Of course, it would all require split second robot timing. That’s where I come in. You see, I own a watch.

Bender – “The Prisoner of Benda”, S07E10

Quote of the Day

Ken: You are the last hope of the universe.
Fry: So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?
Ken: Yes – except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock.

Fry – “The Why of Fry”, S05E08